This Fuckin Bjorn Guy

What's up with this fuckin page???

I am very new to html and programming to general, so this website is a combination of me fucking around with what I do know about programming as well as a way or me to experiment with different aspects as my knowledge progresses, hence a blog I will use once and likely never again.

10/15/24

I have done nothing of note this fine day aside from making this section of the website and mayhaps even adding a link to it from the main page if I'm feeling like a Productive Perry. I worked a good 5 hours at my part-time job and will soon be resting my weary head upon a confortable pillow and snoozing for 7-8 hours. Joyous. Ya know what, scratch the idea for adding this to the main page, I think I'll just keep this as my own lil thing. Maybe I hide it behind the image of myself or some shit as a sneaky lil easter egg within an easter egg.

10/16/24

The internet went out for quite some time today and because of that I played Diablo for like 6 hours and will continue doing that very soon methinks. Oh yeah I also vaccuumed and did the dishes to help my mother out as I am not a complete shitter. Anyway, I now will draw the accompanying image.



10/19/24

I slept in too much and became the sludge.







10/21/24

I worked out today for the first time in like 6 months. It's very likely when I wake up tomorrow my legs will feel like slop and my stomach like soup, but at least I was able to play Webfisher for like 6 hours. Also I know it's like 12AM on the 22nd as off my writing but idc.



10/31/24

Halloween!!!!!! Yippee!!!!!! I worked 9 hours and went home and sucked mad dick sloppy style grapefruit technique with the well furnished velvet interior at Sonic Mania before doin this. I also didn't wear a costume. :D




11/10/24

I've decided to finally bite the bullet and switched my primary browser to Firefox. It's very weird getting used to it after using fuckin OperaGX of all browsers for like 2 years but I feel it fits better with my flow.

In other news, at time of writing Donald Trump has been elected to be president starting 2025, which is unfortunate as I take estrogen and care about other people so it's gonna be a rough few years. Regardless of that, I hope to eventually make meaningful progress with Javascript and mayhaps will eventually learn a programming language people don't use as a spitoon.

11/22/24

After giving careful consideration(like 2 seconds) to my progress in programming and such, I have come to the realization that I have done actual jack shit in terms of progressing to a notable degree. Sure, I can design a basic page in HTML and I can write a for loop but who fuckin cares about that? The bitches wanna see useful integration of coding, not random javascript sprinkled in a tab's interactable page!

Anywho I've also come to the realization that my exessive use of tags and divs on this page may come to bite me in the ass! In case you are the poor soul who decided to check out this page and actually look at the HTML I used, Sorry! Also also I should prolly try better with my lil Bjorn guy since the model has slowly devolved from its original form which was much better imo. I may work on that or I may do something useful instead like buy groceries or panic for another hour about how I'm gonna get my estrogen in 2025. That's it for today okay bye!!!

EDIT: I REALIZED WHAT THE FUCKING PROBLEM WAS I KEEP ATTACHING THE HEAD TO THE BODY WHEN THE HEAD IS SUPPOSED TO BE FLOATING I'M A FUCKING IDIOT HOLY SHIT OKAY NEXT DENNISFORM WILL BE DONE PROPERLY DON'T WORRY THE ONE GUY FOLLOWING I'LL DO YOU PROUD

12/21/24

FUCK YOOOUUUUU BRANDLAKSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!